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24 September 2007 @ 07:27 pm
Lol, I know what you're thinking "Why the fuck does lulzmenow only update when thekillersnews updates?" Cuz that's the only time I make a concious effort of actually finding out news-y stuff I can lulz up now. Maaaybe if someone would post some submission ideas, I'd have more material to work with... Hmmm....

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Oh shit son! The Killers win Vodafone Live Music Awards 2007 International Live Act. We all just lost a ton of money by switching to Geico on this bet. Obviously, unless you're in Lolz Vegas, you shouldn't be betting (especially on a band from Vegas).

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The Killers are abuzz with B-sided 'Sawdust'.Collapse )

[Original Source] (Do not let the title deceive you.)

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A candid poloroid shot of Ronnie and that other guy from The Killers.Collapse )

[Original Source] Edit by underthemirror.

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Almond Ammon Flowers is starting to make disgruntled, gurgling noises towards his mother, Tanner Tana Flowers. BABY FLOWERS DOES NOT APPROVE.
 
 
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Current Music: Blake Lewis - Love Song
 
 
24 August 2007 @ 10:11 pm
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Almond Ammon Flowers is doing well. Bets between band members, friends and family are going on what the little hell-spawn's first words will be. Largest and most bets are on 'homo', least on 'Ted' and a select group of individuals have all their money on "GTFO B FLO".

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Killers rustles up some B-Sides y'all

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The Killers; Sam's Town @ Lowlands 2007

Unfortunately Flowers doesn't fall off any crates or pianos in this one. Ronnie is on crack, Mark looks as stoic as ever, but might have dipped into Ronnie's stash a little before he finished it all off. And Dave... Well, Dave's just Dave.

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Vote for the Killers on the Q Awards and the Vodaphone Live Music Awards.

The odds of them winning at either are so slim that we've decided not to collect bets on it. (Unless you're betting that they'll lose, then yes we're taking bets on it.)
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Current Music: The Killers - Who Let You Go (iTunes Version)
 
 
02 August 2007 @ 04:45 pm
Yay! lulzmenow's first news post! This'll be our set-up guys. It probably won't be updated every day, since there really isn't anything exciting to report for a few weeks. We'll just update when we feel like it, so get use to it.

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On Saturday, July 14th, 2007 the world said hello to the anti-christ Banana Christ Almond Ammon Flowers.

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Flowers' Killer instinct passed on through blood, July 30, 2007
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The Killers introducing themselves...

Junkies say they're high. Alcoholics say they're drunk. And scientists say they're brains were switched.

Watch Out!

The Killers don't start touring again till the 14th of this month, but in the mean time 'Watch Out' for B Flo pushing a baby carriage around downtown LOLZ VEGAS. You'll easily be able to spot him by the ominous, black clouds hovering over the anti-christ Ammon.
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Current Music: The Killers - The Captain
 
 
30 July 2007 @ 11:32 pm
Any ideas from community members for news, articles, pictures, etc. should be submitted in the comments of this post.

This includes RL news and pictures that can be used as references for lulzy articles/pictures to be made. Rumors, word-of-mouth, hand-made pics/photo manipulations are encouraged. Concert photos are a plus and should be posted as well.


Any pictures originally made, photos taken or articles written will be given credit if and/or when they are posted.
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Current Music: The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It